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Humorous State Mottos, (or what they should be).
  1. Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

  2. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

  3. Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

  4. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

  5. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

  6. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

  7. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

  8. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

  9. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

  10. Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

  11. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

  12. Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

  13. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

  14. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

  15. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

  16. Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

  17. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

  18. Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

  19. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

  20. Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

  21. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

  22. Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

  23. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

  24. Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

  25. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

  26. Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

  27. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

  28. Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

  29. New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

  30. New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

  31. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

  32. New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

  33. North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

  34. North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

  35. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

  36. Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

  37. Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

  38. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

  39. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

  40. South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

  41. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

  42. Tennessee: You Need Our Help Where

  43. Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

  44. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

  45. Vermont: Yep

  46. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

  47. Washington: What Rain?

  48. Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

  49. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

  50. Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

  51. Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

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