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Humorous State Mottos

What your state motto should be.
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Humorous State Mottos, (or what they should be).
• Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

• Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

• Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

• Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

• California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

• Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

• Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

• Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

• Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

• Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

• Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

• Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

• Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

• Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

• Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

• Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

• Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

• Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

• Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

• Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

• Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

• Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

• Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

• Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

• Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

• Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

• Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

• Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

• New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

• New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

• New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

• New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

• North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

• North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

• Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

• Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

• Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

• Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

• Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

• South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

• South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

• Tennessee: You Need Our Help Where

• Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

• Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

• Vermont: Yep

• Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

• Washington: What Rain?

• Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

• West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

• Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

• Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!