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Mae West Quotes

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Mae West Quotes
Here are some of the best Mae West quotes attributed to the honorable lady.



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  1. When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.

  2. A hard man... is good to find

  3. It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.

  4. He who hesitates is last.

  5. I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

  6. So many men... so little time

  7. Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful

  8. Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio.

  9. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

  10. A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

  11. A man in the house... is worth two in the street

  12. Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

  13. It's better to be looked over, than overlooked

  14. Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you

  15. Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

  16. To err is human -- but it feels divine

  17. His mother should have thrown him away...and kept the stork

  18. I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

  19. "Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !" Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie

  20. I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported

  21. When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her

  22. I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day... and Fox all night.

  23. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  24. I used to be Snow White... but I drifted

  25. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain

  26. I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better

  27. It's hard to be funny...when you have to be "clean"

  28. I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman... but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

  29. She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong

  30. You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction... but the second meeting shows up new angles

  31. You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

  32. Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often

  33. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

  34. You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini












Mae West Films
Film Year Character
Night After Night 1932 Maudie Triplett
She Done Him Wrong 1933 Lady Lou
I'm No Angel 1933 Tira
Belle of the Nineties 1934 Ruby Carter
Goin' to Town 1935 Cleo Borden
The Fashion Side of Hollywood 1935 Herself
Klondike Annie 1936 The Frisco Doll/Rose Carlton/Sister Annie Alden
Go West Young Man 1936 Mavis Arden
Every Day's a Holiday 1937 Peaches O'Day
My Little Chickadee 1940 Flower Belle Lee
The Heat's On (Tropicana [UK]) 1943 Fay Lawrence
Myra Breckinridge 1970 Leticia Love Goddesses
Sextette 1978 Marlo Manners



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