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How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Have you ever noticed the strange way some people drive? And could you guess where they're from?

Where A Driver Is From

  1. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on horn:
  2. One hand on wheel,
    middle finger out window:
      NEW YORK
  3. One hand on wheel,
    middle finger out window,
    cutting across all lanes of traffic:
  4. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on newspaper,
    foot solidly on accelerator
  5. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on nonfat
    double decaf cappuccino,
    cradling cell phone,
    brick on accelerator,
    gun in lap:
  6. Both hands on wheel,
    eyes shut,
    both feet on brake,
    quivering in terror:
    but driving in
  7. One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
    one knee on wheel,
    cradling cell phone,
    foot on brake,
    mind on radio game,
    banging head on steering wheel
    while stuck in traffic:
  8. One hand on wheel,
    one hand on hunting rifle,
    alternating between both feet
    being on the accelerator
    and both feet on brake,
    throwing McDonald's
    bag out the window:
  9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
    shotgun mounted in rear window,
    beer cans on floor,
    squirrel tails attached to antenna:
  10. Two hands gripping wheel,
    blue hair barely
    visible above windshield,
    driving 35 on the Interstate
    in the left lane
    with the left blinker on:
  11. Both hands in air,
    both feet on accelerator,
    head turned to talk to
    someone in back seat:

Insurance Claims

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words as possible.
  1. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  2. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
  3. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
  4. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
  5. I thought the window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
  6. The indirect cause of the crash was the little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
  7. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
  8. A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.
  9. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
  10. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
  11. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the enbankment.
  12. In and attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
  13. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
  14. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
  15. I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to crash.
  16. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
  17. To avoid hitting the bumper in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  18. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
  19. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
  20. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  21. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  22. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end..
  23. I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.


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