Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers.
- WE DO NOT TEAR YOUR CLOTHING WITH MACHINERY.
WE DO IT CAREFULLY BY HAND.
- GET RID OF AUNTS. ZAP DOES THE JOB IN 24 HOURS.
- STOCK UP AND SAVE. LIMIT: ONE.
- ILLITERATE? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP.
- MAN, HONEST. WILL TAKE ANYTHING.
- WANTED. MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK.
- AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY.
TRY US ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE AGAIN.
- DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN.
- MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING.
- AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
- OUR EXPERIENCED MOM WILL CARE FOR YOUR CHILD.
FENCED YARD, MEALS, AND SMACKS INCLUDED.
- NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED
AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME, TOO.
- MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY.
MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL.
- TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF. LET ME DO IT.
- SEMI-ANNUAL AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALE.
- 3-YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED.
- VACATION SPECIAL: HAVE YOUR HOME EXTERMINATED.
- GIRL WANTED TO ASSIST MAGICIAN IN CUTTING-OFF-HEAD ILLUSION.
BLUE CROSS AND SALARY.
- USED CARS: WHY GO ELSEWHERE TO BE CHEATED. COME HERE FIRST.
- FOR SALE: ANTIQUE DESK SUITABLE FOR LADY WITH THICK LEGS AND LARGE DRAWERS.
- FOR SALE. THREE CANARIES OF UNDERMINED SEX.
- GREAT DAMES FOR SALE.
- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL-1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
- MT. KILIMANJARO, THE BREATHTAKING BACKDROP FOR THE SERENA LODGE.
SWIM IN THE LOVELY POOL WHILE YOU DRINK IT ALL IN.
- DINNER SPECIAL -- TURKEY $2.35; CHICKEN OR BEEF $2.25; CHILDREN $2.00
- THE HOTEL HAS BOWLING ALLEYS, TENNIS COURTS, COMFORTABLE BEDS,
AND OTHER ATHLETIC FACILITIES.
- WANTED: HAIR CUTTER. EXCELLENT GROWTH POTENTIAL.
- TOASTER: A GIFT THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY APPRECIATES.
AUTOMATICALLY BURNS TOAST.
- FOR RENT: 6-ROOM HATED APARTMENT.
- WE WILL OIL YOUR SEWING MACHINE AND ADJUST TENSION IN YOUR HOME FOR $1.00.
- CHRISTMAS TAG-SALE. HANDMADE GIFTS FOR THE HARD-TO-FIND PERSON.
- AND NOW, THE SUPERSTORE-UNEQUALED IN SIZE, UNMATCHED IN VARIETY, UNRIVALED INCONVENIENCE.
- HAVE SEVERAL VERY OLD DRESSES FROM GRANDMOTHER IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION.
- Ad seen in NY Times
For sale by owner
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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