We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin.
The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed
The flying saucers are real
(Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal)
That was The Clatters Recording, "Too Real"
We switch you now to our
On the spot reporter downtown
(Come on, baby Let's go downtown)
Take it away John Cameron Cameron
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown
Pardon me, madam
Would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land
(Duck back in the alley)
Thank you and now
That gentleman there
(What I'm gonna do Is hard to tell)
And the gentleman
With the guitar
What would you do, sir
(Just take a walk Down lonely street)
Thank you
We return you now...
This is Drak
Your outer space disc jockey
With a request for earth
(Earth angel, earth angel)
That was The Pelicans outer space recording, "Earth"
I've just been handed a bulletin.
The flying saucer has just landed.
We switch you again downtown.
Here we are again.
We have with us Professor Sir Cedric Pentingmode of the British Institute.
And the professor is approaching the saucer to see if there's
possibly any sign of life aboard
Well, I'm sure something
Are you there
(I hear you knocking, but you can't come in)
That was Laughing Lewis's record, "Knocking"
This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot.
And now I believe we're about to hear the words of the first spaceman ever
To land on Earth
(Womp bop a loo bop a lomp bam boom)
And now here are the ball scores
Four to three, six to two
And eight to one
The impact of seeing the first spaceman has this reporter reeling
(Here I go reeling Uh-oh, Uh-oh...)
That was The Clatters again with their big one, "Uh-Oh"
This is John Cameron Cameron again downtown
The spaceman has returned to his ship and is taking off.
We return you now to our studios
The flying saucer has gone
There is no threat of an invasion
However, the flying saucers are still around
(Still around)
We are not going to interrupt this record...
Yes, we are
The flying saucer has landed again.
Washington, The Secretary of Defense has just said...
(Ain't that a shame)
That was Skinny Dynamo's Record, "That's A Shame"
This is John Cameron Cameron, part two
Gathered around me are several of the spacemen.
Tell us, have you come to conquer the world
And now would you
Repeat that in English
(Don't want the world to have and hold)
Hey, why don't you go back where you came from
(Don't be angry and drive me away)
We return you now to our studios
Here is a news item
From Washington.
The President has just issued a statement to the spacemen and we quote.
(You can do anything, but lay off of my Blue suede shoes)
That was Pa Gherkins record, "Shoes".
We switch you again downtown
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown
Professor Sir Cedric of the British Institute.
Tell us how were the saucers able to land
Well, you see..
(The motor cooled down The heat went down)
That was Huckle Berry's recording "The Moter Cooled Down"
This is John Cameron
Cameron again
I believe the spaceman has
A final parting word
(See you later, alligator)
We return you now
To our studios
The spacemen have gone again
But look to the skies
The saucers will always be there
(Always be there)
Goodbye, earth people
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