state your unpopular opinions as facts (Movie edition)

corrections · **Joined:** Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:11 pm **Posts:** 14689

pgm wrote:

corrections wrote:

A western white guy ends up being the last samurai. That's pretty much all you need to know.

Well, in a slight defense of the film on this account, Tom Cruise is not the last samurai, even according to the movie. There were samurai rebellions (the Satsuma Rebellion being the most prominent) and there were western white guys who were hired as military advisers to a reforming Japan. There were also western white guys who became enamered with Japanese society and began living traditional Japanese lives. There are many, many reasons to complain about the historical accuracy of the film. That's just not the best one.

That's not really how they handle it in the film though.

PBR Streetgang · **Posted:** Mon May 07, 2012 4:20 am

Jess wrote:

Gray wrote:

I would agree that Role Models is hilarious, but it can only be considered touching if you mean within the context of comedies.

well yeah comedic touching moments. like when they form kiss my azsonia (forgot the exact name) to help augie, and paul rudd telling augie to do what makes him happy. some other ones.

I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd come in his pants.

<3

Absolutely love Role Models.

Forgotten Son · **Posted:** Mon May 07, 2012 5:48 pm

pgm wrote:

corrections wrote:

A western white guy ends up being the last samurai. That's pretty much all you need to know.

Well, in a slight defense of the film on this account, Tom Cruise is not the last samurai, even according to the movie. There were samurai rebellions (the Satsuma Rebellion being the most prominent) and there were western white guys who were hired as military advisers to a reforming Japan. There were also western white guys who became enamered with Japanese society and began living traditional Japanese lives. There are many, many reasons to complain about the historical accuracy of the film. That's just not the best one.

Billy Connolly is also in it, which is a point in favour of any film.

pgm · **Posted:** Fri May 11, 2012 4:59 pm

corrections wrote:

That's not really how they handle it in the film though.

Yeah, I know. It's a bad movie, so the stuff they get right might be unintentional.

Don-Alexei · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:15 am

Dr Strangelove is Kubrick's only great film.
The School of Rock is one of the greatest films of all time.
The third Harry Potter is one of the worst of the series.
Miller's Crossing is better than The Big Lebowski.
Star Wars is for kiddies.
Brad Pitt is terrible in Se7en (good film though) 12 Monkeys, Inglourious Basterds (long, boring yet interesting film) and Burn After Reading.
People cry unrealistically in Tarkovsky films which always makes me feel very uncomfortable (other than that his films are great yes yes).
Mulholland Dr. is a very poignant film, not an empty puzzle.
Dick Van Dyke is awesome.

And after watching The Decalogue and The Wire I have come to the conclusion that TV > Cinema (in potential)

boo boo · **Joined:** Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:36 pm **Posts:** 10811

Don-Alexei wrote:

Dr Strangelove is Kubrick's only great film.

Haha. No.

Quote:

Star Wars is for kiddies.

So what?

Don-Alexei · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:00 am

Of course the 1st one isn't true, but I still put it way higher than the rest in my personal appreciation of his films.
For Star Wars, there's an "only" missing.

boo boo · **Joined:** Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:36 pm **Posts:** 10811

Then that makes it a factually wrong statement.

Don-Alexei · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:09 am

Oh dear.

rockvirtuoso · **Joined:** Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:36 pm **Posts:** 2350

the brad pitt one is factual. did anyone notice the gratuitous scenes of him eating hamburgers and doing chinups in that recent piece of shit dodgeball? its like they used leftover footage from those oceans movies, motherfucker is beyond typecast

rockvirtuoso · **Joined:** Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:36 pm **Posts:** 2350

Don-Alexei wrote:

For Star Wars, there's an "only" missing.

well played

Quinnsy Lohan · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:15 am

Moneyball?

rockvirtuoso · **Joined:** Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:36 pm **Posts:** 2350

oh yeah moneyball, my bad. pitt has relinquished all rights to being called an actor after that

Quinnsy Lohan · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:19 am

Man, that was a good movie. Can't speak for Pitt's performance because I can't remember it, but I liked the film. Beats Dodgeball, anyway.

pnoom · **Joined:** Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:11 am **Posts:** 5089

Through a Glass Darkly is a substantially more interesting and well-made film than The Seventh Seal.

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