Sherick wrote:
I love the so-called hardcore gamers salivating over BF3 and MW3 over the last 5 months and learning to find that they are fairly predictable FPS rehashes, while everyone seems to have completely overlooked Skyward Sword which is being hailed as one of if not the best game in the greatest game franchise of all time.
FUCK YOU FAGGOT. ALL NINTENDOO DOES IS REHASH THE SAME GAME OVER AND OVER.
WHAT DO YOU DO IN MARIO? WALK AROUND AND JUMP ON SHIT. THAT'S EVERY GAME. WHAT DO YOU DO IN ZELDA? YOU COLLECT SHIT AND EXPLORE SHIT. EVERY GAME. WHAT DO YOU DO IN METROID? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN METROID I ALWAYS GET LOST AND THEY MAKE YOU LOOK FOR ALL THE COOL WEAPONS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM TO YOU RIGHT AWAY THAT'S A RIPOFF AND BAD GAME DESIGN AND WTF YOU'RE A CHICK??? NOBODY WANTS TO BE A CHICK, I'M A DUDE, BRAH!!!
THEY HAVE NO ORIGINALITY. I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'VE DONE IN THE PAST IT'S ALL SHITTY AND OUTDATED ANYWAY NOW THAT WE HAVE MODERN WARFARE 3 OMG THAT GAME FUCKING OWNS!!!!!!!!!!11111 \m/ WHO STILL WANTS TO PLAY SHITTY GAMES THAT ARE JUST LITTLE PIXELS AND SHIT? FAGGOTS THAT'S WHO.
WE MUST FORGET NINTENDOO, BECAUSE FORGETTING THINGS IS HOW YOU PROGRESS. THEY NEED TO END ALL OF THEIR OLD FRANCHISES RIGHT NOW AND FIRE ALL THEIR JAPS AND START MAKING THE SAME AWESOME GAMES AS EVERYONE ELSE. I KNOW IT WOULD BE COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID TO DO THAT AND WOULD ALIENATE ALL THEIR FANS AND RUIN THEM BUT THEY
MUST TAKE MY ADVICE, THE FUTURE OF GAMING IS AT STAKE.
THEY MUST STOP MAKING GAMES THAT I COULD EASILY JUST IGNORE AND NOT BUY
RIGHT FUCKING NOW. BECAUSE I'M A GAMER AND WANT TO SEE PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT TASTES THAN ME BE DEPRIVED OF JOY. I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THE INDUSTRY, I'VE BEEN PLAYING GAMES SINCE 2001. NINTENDOO ARE HOLDING VIDEO GAMES BACK. THEY EVEN USE A LOT OF COLORS, THAT'S FUCKING GAY.
GENERIC BROWN PEOPLE KILLING SIMULATORS ARE THE FUTURE!!!