One day when I'm drunk and have nothing else to look forward to in life, I'll probably update this beast of a list finally.

The most excruiciatingly terrible movie I've ever seen is probably Pet Semetary 2.

There's no way that either of these movies is the worst, but I've never had a worse experience in the theater than when I went to go see Spider-Man 3, walked out of that, then snuck into see Sweeney Todd and walked out of that as well.

oh shiiiit, i loved Sweeney Todd when it came out. its wore off quite a bit, but i still like it.

yeah but you like everything, pave

I liked Sweeney Todd too. Eat shit guys.

I liked it in spite of the godawful singeing. Why oh why did Burton make this a musical?

Because it's based on a musical?

I liked the songs themselves, but they probably would have been better if they adopted the old film musical tradition of lip synching, though I understand Burton's reasons for not doing that.

I thought Depp and Carter did an ok job all considering, it's definitely not Oliver Reed in Tommy levels of badness.

Did he sing himself in that movie?

Tommy > Sweeney Todd, hands down

And who cares if it's based on a musical? Does that mean an adaptation cannot result in a regular non-musical film? The film was good enough without the songs.

That or Sloth from the Goonies did the voice over.





Oh HEEEEEEELL NAW. Don't even joke about that man.

Tommy rules. Sweeney Todd doesn't really. So what I said earlier must be true.

Perhaps, but those are two of the films I hate the most.

theatre folks across the country would revolt if someone adapted Sondheim without the music. he's like a god to us. we'd be throwing glitter all over the goddamn place.

Spider-Man 3 is not bad.

Spider-Man 3 is Batman & Robin for a whole new generation. Except Spider-Man 3 wasn't supposed to be idiotic.

This.