Emerson vs. Wakeman

Cripplers Quest · **Joined:** Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:14 pm **Posts:** 2163

Rick Wakeman has some fantastic riffs/parts that fit into the funk-flavored crunch of Yes' bouncy songs, and some downright gorgeous texturalist/atmosphere moments as well. Emerson has twice as many keyboards on stage, plays twice as many notes, and can't maintain any of those qualities for a stretch longer than 3 minutes, and considering the length of ELP's material, that isn't more than a passing moment in one of their songs.

monga18 · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:05 am **Posts:** 5772

vs.

if it was between these two and AIDS I'd vote for AIDS

Zach · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:38 am

pgm · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:26 pm

The sword looks a bit like a penis.

dreamcoil · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:08 pm

this poll was sponsored and brought to you by negative creep

27 club 4 life

rip kurt jimi janis and da true poet morrison

Negative Creep · **Joined:** Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:21 pm **Posts:** 11826

Shouldn't you be giving your man a lap dance while "Baby One More Time" plays seductively in the background?

dreamcoil · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:58 pm

homophobia, got it

Mitch NZ · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:07 pm

Baby One More Time > ELP's entire career

Negative Creep · **Joined:** Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:21 pm **Posts:** 11826

dreamcoil wrote:

homophobia, got it

Yes. Not liking cheesy dance music aimed at adolescent girls definitely makes one a homophobe.
Got it.

Forgotten Son · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:39 pm

monga18 wrote:

vs.

if it was between these two and AIDS I'd vote for AIDS

Then you'd be missing out on the gloriously OTT wedge of cheese that is The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. I actually own that album on vinyl. Fun as fuck.

monga18 · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:05 am **Posts:** 5772

Negative Creep wrote:

Shouldn't you be giving your man a lap dance while "Baby One More Time" plays seductively in the background?

dreamcoil wrote:

homophobia, got it

Negative Creep wrote:

Yes. Not liking cheesy dance music aimed at adolescent girls definitely makes one a homophobe.
Got it.

This is a pretty remarkable sequence of posts.

pave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:35 am

making a gay joke out of quite possibly the most famous example of hetero lust in our lifetime lol

how many guys our age went through puberty during that 4 minute video?

monga18 · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:05 am **Posts:** 5772

yeah okay but I was thinking more along the lines of NC apparently not remembering the premise of his own post

pave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:15 am

i know...

boo boo · **Joined:** Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:36 pm **Posts:** 10862

Ok, so Negative Creep is secretly an indie fag who makes these polls knowing fully well in advance that it will be nothing but a "let's bash all the artists boo boo likes" fest.

That's one explanation, the other one is that he's a totally oblivious dumbass. Either way, die in a fucking fire you fucking piece of shit.

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