100 Wildest, Wackiest, Craziest & Quirkiest Songs

Rick · **Joined:** Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:21 pm **Posts:** 455

100 Wildest, Wackiest, Craziest & Quirkiest Songs
List compiled by & Editor: Rick Varner
Criteria: - Are you kidding? This is a totally subjective & fun
list & as such makes no claim of an official nature. The list was
assembled from a broad perspective of the famous, semi-famous
and in a few cases the never should have been famous.

1. Bird Song - The Holy Modal Rounders
2. I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife For You - United States of America
3. Death Cab For Cutie - Bonzo Dog Band
4. Eat That Phone Book Coda - Gong
5. You Just Want Meat - Jackson Browne
6. Brown Shoes Don't Make It - The Mothers of Invention
7. The Old Dope Peddler - Tom Lehrer
8. Beatle Bones 'N' Smokin Stones - Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
9. Sat D-Y BarFly - Family
10. You Never Blow Yr Trip - Gong
11. Our Drummer Always Plays In The Nude - West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
12. Spam Song - Monty Python
13. Swastikas On Parade - The Residents
14. G Man Hoover - Van Dyke Parks
15. Bow Tie Daddy - The Mothers of Invention
16. Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
17. Bald Headed End of a Broom - Kaleidoscope
18. Boogie - John Hartford
19. Sold To The Highest Buddha - Gong
20. My Home Town - Tom Lehrer
21. The Dust Blows Forward 'N' The Dust Blows Back - Captain Beefheart
22. The Minotaur's Song - The Incredible String Band
23. The Duji Song - The Holy Modal Rounders
24. The Toonerville Trolley - The Electric Prunes
25. Several Species of Small Furry Animals - Pink Floyd
26. Jesus Was Way Cool - King Missile
27. The American Way of Love - United States of America
28. Since His Penis Came Between Us - John Hiatt
29. Are You Hung Up? - The Mothers of Invention
30. Mad John - Small Faces
31. Dali's Car - Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
32. Policeman's Ball - Spirit
33. Berkshire Poppies - Traffic
34. I Got It From Agnes - Tom Lehrer
35. Sit On My Face - Monty Python
36. You're a Good Man Albert Brown - Dukes of Stratosphere
37. Sdrawkcab Klat (Talk Backwards) - Steve Goodman
38. Lawrence Of Euphoria - Alexander 'Skip' Spence
39. Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian - John Prine
40. APH. 'P's Advice - Gong
41. Hot House of Omagarashid - The Yardbirds
42. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance - The Mothers of Invention
43. Street Singer - Clear Light
44. Smack Your Lips/Clap Your Teeth - The Residents
45. There Ain't No Santa Claus On The Evenin' Stage - Captain Beefheart
46. The Spider Bite Song - The Flaming Lips
47. Hot Poop - The Mothers of Invention
48. The Vegetable Song - Steve Goodman
49. I'm The Urban Spaceman - Bonzo Dog Band
50. A Small Pkg of Value Will Come To You Shortly - Jefferson Airplane
51. Jollity Farm - Bonzo Dog Band
52. Ah, Sunflower Weary of Time - The Fugs
53. Hope I Never Find Me There - Traffic
54. Big Ted - The Incredible String Band
55. The Gravity Car - Olivia Tremor Control
56. My Marge - The Move
57. I Bet They Won't Play This On The Radio - Monty Python
58. Unidentified Flying Being - Steve Hillage
59. Go Where You Wanna Go - The Residents
60. Three Jolly Little Dwarfs - Tomorrow
61. The STP Song - The Holy Modal Rounders
62. America Drinks & Goes Home - The Mothers of Invention
63. A Concise British Alphabet Pt 1 - The Soft Machine
64. She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips
65. A Bird In The Cage - Jules Shear
66. CTA 102 - The Byrds
67. ZZ Top Goes To Egypt - Camper Van Beethoven
68. Antwerp's Placebo - The Grateful Dead
69. The Saga of Sydney Spacepig - Jefferson Airplane
70. Fruitcake Makes Me Puke - Bill Engvall
71. Dr Jazz - Bonzo Dog Band
72. Fish - Steve Hillage
73. Way Back In The 1960's - The Incredible String Band
74. I Let My Daddy Do That - Holly Golightly
75. Beasht Inshide - Viv Stanshall
76. Good Wizzard, Naughty Wizzard - Aquarian Age
77. They Laughed When I Sat Down at The Piano - Egg
78. Rawlison End - Bonzo Dog Band
79. Only The Strange Remain - Mickey Hart
80. Mutant Stomp - The Fugs
81. Hog of The Forsaken - Michael Hurley
82. A Cautionary Song - The Decemberists
83. Jacksonville - Sufjan Stevens
84. Hunting Tigers Out In 'Indiah' - Bonzo Dog Band
85. Ali Baba's Camel - Bonzo Dog Band
86. Bad Trip - Fifty Foot Hose
87. Call Any Vegetable - The Mothers of Invention
88. Say Hello To Jamie - The Red Crayola
89. Why Don't You Eat Carrots - Faust
90. Kiss My Ass - Country Joe McDonald
91. Serial Girlfriend - Holly Golightly
92. Salesman - Maitreya Kali
93. Two Headed Boy - Neutral Milk Hotel
94. Happy Rolling Cowboy - The Holy Modal Rounders
95. The Mad Hatter's Song - The Incredible String Band
96. Never Be Rude To An Arab - Monty Python
97. Third Reich 'N' Roll - The Residents
98. Harry You're a Beast - The Mothers of Invention
99. Ribump Ba Bap Dum Dum - Jefferson Airplane
100. Revolution #9 - The Beatles

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101. Vaseline and Afrosheen - Crazy Mary
102. The Elements - Tom Lehrer
103. Ooby-Scooby Doomsday or D-Day DJ's Got The DDT Blues - Gong
104. Captain Goatcabin's Balancing Stallions - Humble Pie
105. When The **** Hits The Fan - Crazy Mary
106. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
107. Church League Softball Fistfight - Tom Wilson
108. I Heard The Voice of a Porkchop - Michael Hurley
109. Naked If I Want To - Moby Grape
110. Heaven On A Technicality - Tom Wilson
111. Grandma's White LeBaron - Chip Taylor
112. I Want My Mommy - NRBQ
113. Sir Nose D Voidoffunk - Funkedelic
114. Grandma Wontcha Smoke Some Marijuana - John Hartford
115. Ben Crawley Steel Company - The Move
116. !@#* - Rusted Root
117. You're Breakin' My Heart - Harry Nilsson
118. Seaside Rendezous - Queen
119. Bring Back That Leroy Brown - Queen
120. The Millionaire Waltz - Queen
121. An Acceptable Level of Ecstasy - Lyle Lovett
122. Frog In The Window - Pearls Before Swine
123. Margaret-Tiger Rug - Alexander 'Skip' Spence
124. Cockroaches On Parade - Steve Goodman
125. Watchin' Joey Glow - Steve Goodman
126. Dr Bernice - Cracker
127. The Legionaires Lament - The Decemberists
128. The Day Lassie Went To The Moon - Camper Van Beethoven
129. When I Win The Lottery - Camper Van Beethoven
130. Screw You, We're From Texas - Ray Wylie Hubbard
131. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips at Night, That Chew Your Ass All Day - The Notorious Cherry Bombs
132. Bright Suburban Mr and Mrs Clean Machine - Country Joe & The Fish
133. Help I'm a Rock - West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
134. The Lady is a Tramp - Paul Kossoff
135. A Simple Desultory Philippic - Simon & Garfunkel
136. Molly Anderson's Cookery - The Artwoods
137. I'm Looking for a Saxophonist doubling french horn wearing size 37 boots -The Artwoods
138. Phlakaton - National Health
139. Hup Hup Spiral - Roy Harper
140. Boardin' House Pie - NRBQ
141. Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song - Todd Rundgren
142. In and Out The Chakra's We Go - Todd Rundgren
143. Drunken Blue Rooster - Todd Rundgren

Musicfan67 · **Joined:** Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:44 am **Posts:** 402

Wow I didn't think anyone could find 99 more wackier tracks than "Revolution #9" and I have heard some of these tracks. I would add "You Know My Name Look up the Number". As for a black artist the first that came to mind was Sun Ra. Frank Zappa and Pink Floyd were certainly aware of him.

Bruce · **Posted:** Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:04 pm

Musicfan67 wrote:

Wow I didn't think anyone could find 99 more wackier tracks than "Revolution #9" and I have heard some of these tracks. I would add "You Know My Name Look up the Number". As for a black artist the first that came to mind was Sun Ra. Frank Zappa and Pink Floyd were certainly aware of him.

Why would we care what Pink Floyd and Zappa thought?

We don't need white rock artists to notice an artist before he is validated as good.

Rick · **Joined:** Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:21 pm **Posts:** 455

R.I.P. Don Van Vliet

the great Capt Beefheart died today........

dmille · **Posted:** Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:10 am

1 They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

EDIT: never mind, just saw the novelty list

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